Cuatro - Still hates America/Where are you from?

[commie_island]

[Filtered to Canada]

Hey Mattie, what do you want for your birthday?

[Filtered to Russia, China and Vietnam]

So July 4ths coming up. Anyone want to have a flag burning?

[Everyone else]

Just a question, where are most people from around here?

Comments

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

No wonder. If you were looking for breadcrusts.

That's a noble goal. Oh, if you're looking for any other smart people around here. China, Russia, Veitnam and Canada are the guys you should trust. Most other people don't realize how horrible Capitalism is.

[blacknwhitenpyo.livejournal.com]

China... Russia... Vietnam... Canada... I will trust them, because Mister Cuba said to, pyo!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

[He smiles]

Good. Watch out for America too he's a b...not to be trusted.

[he censered himself, he likes you kiddo]

And if you're ever in any trouble just call me up and I'll help you out.

[blacknwhitenpyo.livejournal.com]

America is Capitalist, so I will avoid him, pyo!

So much to learn... thank you so much, Mister Cuba, pyo!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

You'll be fine kiddo. What's your name by the way?

[blacknwhitenpyo.livejournal.com]

Pyocola Analogue the Third, but you can call me Piyoko, pyo!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Gracias Piyoko.

So, what do you think of this place so far. Any fake people in your family here?

[blacknwhitenpyo.livejournal.com]

'Fake' people? Um... My daddy is a weird man who can't say my name right called Preben and my big sister is a nice girl named Shion, pyo. The mommy is weird and creepy and won't say her name, just to call her mommy, pyo.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Yeah. That would be a drone. They're like that. Who did you say your dad is here?

[blacknwhitenpyo.livejournal.com]

Preben... I think Big Sister Shion called him Denmark too, pyo.