[Ow! That hurt! Why don't children like me? Oh wait... Maybe... Ohhhh... I think I know who you are... That might explain it. But... Why are you so small...? Didn't all of my colonies grow up into nations already?]

Eh? ...This isn't my house... Vietnam said that we're in Mayfield.
You know, you really shouldn't kick people. It's not very nice and not cute in the slightest.