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[commie_island]

 [Someone needs to stop and look where he's going because Cuba managed to get in the way of that gun and now is rather younger. You can find him in

a. Looking around the town for Spain/the ocean. He'd rather the later.

b. Poking a car's tire.

c. Crawling through some bushes.

All replies will be from screwucolombus ]

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[bard-of-orlais.livejournal.com]

[Ooooh, so he's from back when Spain ruled him, it seems.]

No, I'm not. I'm from a different country altogether. I'm just visiting for now.

[She gives him a warm smile.]

[screwucolombus.livejournal.com]

Oh.

...um, where am I?

Mr. Spain isn't going to be happy if I'm gone for too long.

[bard-of-orlais.livejournal.com]

Right now you're in a town called Mayfield. In America. We'll be here awhile, so it's probably for the best that you get comfortable.

Don't worry about Mr. Spain right now. I can explain things to him so that you don't get into trouble. [Which is a total lie, of course. But it's a lie to placate a child.]

[screwucolombus.livejournal.com]

.....is that the place above me?

Awhile? But I got a lot of chores to...

[Wait, if he's here then he can't do his chores and Mr. Spain's people can't yell at him....awesome]

Okay. Is there an ocean here?

[bard-of-orlais.livejournal.com]

[She nods.] That's right.

I'm afraid there's no ocean here that I know of. There might be a lake in the park?

[screwucolombus.livejournal.com]

.....

No ocean at all?

[You are talking to an island. He really likes the ocean]

[bard-of-orlais.livejournal.com]

None at all. I'm sorry.

[She wouldn't even know where to tell him to look for it, to be honest. America's a huge country and they could be right in the center, for all she knows.]

We'll have to complain to the people in charge and see if they can't fix that somehow.

[screwucolombus.livejournal.com]

....oh.

Really? ....so Mr. Spain isn't in charge here?

There is no excuse for how long this took. I am so, so sorry. :(

[bard-of-orlais.livejournal.com]

No, he isn't. I don't think he was ever in charge of America.

[Although she's not completely sure. She'll have to ask him when he's big again.]

/hugs

[screwucolombus.livejournal.com]

Good. He's a jerk.

My name's Cuba, who're you?

Thanks for understanding <3

[bard-of-orlais.livejournal.com]

[Leliana chuckles a little. Yeah, this is bitty!Cuba all right.] I'll keep that in mind.

My name is Leliana. It is nice to meet you.

[Again.]