Uno: When in Doubt Blame America

[commie_island]

[He wakes up and blinks slowly. This isn’t his house. He can tell just from laying there. This place is too....he looks around and after a bit of searching finds the phone. Have an incredibly angry Cuban yelling at you Mayfield, thick accent included]

America!

What do you think you’re pulling, kidnapping me like this?

If this is another one of your stupid schemes to kill my boss, I swear....

[There's a pause as he sighes and looks around.]

Shit. Your house is worse than I thought.

Comments

[wafels.livejournal.com]

Heh... he can be a bit much, yeah.

She's still America, of course. As stubborn as ever. But she's less annoying about it.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Wonderful.

Hopefully she's saner then the bastard we have.

[wafels.livejournal.com]

Probably less of a headache, in any case.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Most likely.

[He doesn't think anyone is as bad as their America.]

So Bel, how long have you been here?

[wafels.livejournal.com]

Uh... three months now? I got here just after Valentines' Day.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

And no ones found a way home yet?

[wafels.livejournal.com]

Sorry to tell you that we haven't. It sucks pretty hard.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

[He sighs]

Wonderful.

[wafels.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

...it doesn't really get any easier, either.