Uno: When in Doubt Blame America

[commie_island]

[He wakes up and blinks slowly. This isn’t his house. He can tell just from laying there. This place is too....he looks around and after a bit of searching finds the phone. Have an incredibly angry Cuban yelling at you Mayfield, thick accent included]

America!

What do you think you’re pulling, kidnapping me like this?

If this is another one of your stupid schemes to kill my boss, I swear....

[There's a pause as he sighes and looks around.]

Shit. Your house is worse than I thought.

Comments

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

How did you even bring me here?

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

It's magic! I don't have to explain anything!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Then why!

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

I dunno! What are you doing here?

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

I don't know!

[He takes a breath to calm himself down. Yelling at children never solves problems]

I am the Republic of Cuba. Can you tell me where I am now?

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

You're in the country of America.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

I knew that basterd had to be behind this somehow!

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

What if America is a girl?

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

What...

America isn't a girl!

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

Are you just saying that or did you check?

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Check? Why the hell would I do that?

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

So you admit you might be wrong.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Wrong? About America being a guy? I don't think so.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

You still haven't proved it.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Why do I have to prove it? Go ask that bastard if you don't believe me.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

You have to prove it because you said it!