[A map of the whole world is a rarity in Thedas--so much so that Leliana's never seen one--so she leans in closer to it, marveling at all the countries and the oceans. When Cuba points himself out, she furrows her brow a little.]
I didn't mean anything by it! There's no shame in being a small country if your people are proud of where they are from, yes?
[When Cuba points out Spain, Leliana has to verify from the legend that yes, the two countries are very far from one another.] How did he rule you from so far away? There's an entire ocean between you.
[Holy crap, Canada is even larger!] I didn't even realize that countries came in that kind of size. [A thoughtful pause.] Tevinter might have, back when it was a flourishing empire, but no country in Thedas has that kind of size these days.
[Then she notices Russia the USSR. And she just stares.]
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Date: 2010-09-15 01:49 am (UTC)Where did you want to sit so that you could show me?
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Date: 2010-09-15 01:55 am (UTC)How about the table over there?
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Date: 2010-09-15 01:59 am (UTC)She goes over to the table and has a seat, looking forward to her first Earth history lesson!]
....just pretend that's from the 50's...
Date: 2010-09-15 02:07 am (UTC)[He goes over and spreds the map (http://geology.com/world/world-map.gif) on the table.]
Right. Now this is Earth.
See that island over here?
[Points to Cuba on the map.]
That's me.
That is one sexy 1950s map there. :D
Date: 2010-09-15 02:26 am (UTC)You're so tiny!
...very :P
Date: 2010-09-15 02:29 am (UTC)[issues? What are you talking about.]
Anyway. I used to be ruled by this idiot over here.
[Points out Spain]
:)
Date: 2010-09-15 02:32 am (UTC)[When Cuba points out Spain, Leliana has to verify from the legend that yes, the two countries are very far from one another.] How did he rule you from so far away? There's an entire ocean between you.
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Date: 2010-09-15 02:38 am (UTC)Lots of soldiers with guns. And more soldiers.
We were enslaved for a long time by them.
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Date: 2010-09-15 02:43 am (UTC)And where is this America you disapprove of so much?
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Date: 2010-09-15 02:45 am (UTC)[Points to the giant thing above him.]
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Date: 2010-09-15 02:50 am (UTC)That's my friend Canada.
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Date: 2010-09-15 02:56 am (UTC)[Then she notices
Russiathe USSR. And she just stares.]his version of modern is 1988
From:Duly noted! Not that it makes all that much difference to Leliana.
From:People have spoiled a lot of the future for him anyway.
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From:Sad times. :(
From:Sad hungary times
From:Leliana would totally help if she could. :( She likes her not!husband.
From:Hooray he has a friend.
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Date: 2010-09-15 02:09 am (UTC)A map to what?!
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Date: 2010-09-15 02:11 am (UTC)...what the hell happened you your arm?!
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Date: 2010-09-15 02:19 am (UTC)What!
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Date: 2010-09-15 02:21 am (UTC)[anger...so much. Restrain...]
Why the hell didn't you mention this?
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