16 dieciséis: Idkmybff ....is a freaken crocodile

[commie_island]

[Cuba was out for another day of wishing he wasn't stuck in this American town, when he notices the large package by the mailbox. Opening it up he finds a familiar face....of a kind.

A. Outside the house. There is a crocodile outside the house. Cuba is grinning. That is never good.

B. Showing the crocodile the park. Hope you aren't in the water.

C. Walking through the town with a crocodile, pointing things out to him. No this is not strange. There's a lot of insulting American things though.]

Comments

[sellchelles.livejournal.com]

In that case, they would probably be more dangerous to each other than the animals.[ the thought makes her laugh because the probability of that lot getting into a fight was fairly high. ]

Eh? Is he really that bad? He always seemed pretty nice to me, but then again, he's not my neighbor.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

....You know, you're probably right.

Trust me. He acts like a hero. But then try to tell him he can't do something? Like...take over your house because it's "better" for you, and you just don't know how to look after yourself? Then he's a terrible neighbour. He still has that stupid trade embargo on me.

[sellchelles.livejournal.com]

That was back in the days when he and Russia were still fighting a lot, right? [ because those sure were some memorable world meetings ]

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

That's when it started mostly.

[sellchelles.livejournal.com]

You'd think he'd be over it by now. Then again, he and Russia still don't seem to quite get along very well even nowadays …

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Stupid people are like that.