16 dieciséis: Idkmybff ....is a freaken crocodile

[commie_island]

[Cuba was out for another day of wishing he wasn't stuck in this American town, when he notices the large package by the mailbox. Opening it up he finds a familiar face....of a kind.

A. Outside the house. There is a crocodile outside the house. Cuba is grinning. That is never good.

B. Showing the crocodile the park. Hope you aren't in the water.

C. Walking through the town with a crocodile, pointing things out to him. No this is not strange. There's a lot of insulting American things though.]

Comments

C

[partysense.livejournal.com]

[a pink pony trots by with a baby alligator on her back. they stop to stare at Cuba and the crocodile.

clearly nothing can go wrong.]

Hi!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

[Nothing at all...]

Hola....

[Talking...pink...pony...

You know what, fine. Everything is insane here. Meanwhile Marco is more interested by the baby alligator, watching it.]

[partysense.livejournal.com]

Hooooooola! [does she know what that means? nah. she bounces over.] Nice to meetcha! I'm Pinkie Pie! And this here is Gummy! [she refers to her alligator.]

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

I'm Cuba and this is Marco.

[Points to the crocodile.]

[hiddensnake.livejournal.com]

[While in the park, the gator is noticed by one Not-so-snake-girl.]

Interesting choice in pets.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't call Marco here my pet.

[Which is good because Marco would snap at him if he did.]

Met him when I was a kid.

[hiddensnake.livejournal.com]

[That gets a small shrug out of her.]

So he's your friend? Never saw anyone who was friends with a 'gater.

[Yes, that is a hint of a southern accent. She was born and raised mostly in Texas.]

C

[sellchelles.livejournal.com]

[ Crocodiles!! She does a brief doubletake before eagerly approaching Cuba. They used to roam her waters but they've since gone extinct, so she's naturally excited to see one for the first time in nearly two centuries. ]

Wow, it's been ages since I've seen one of those in person! Does it have a name?

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

[Grins and waves.]

Yup, his name's Marco. He's a Cuban crocdile. Met him when I was a kid.

[sellchelles.livejournal.com]

[ she waves back ]

It sounds like you've been friends for a long time. I bet he missed you a lot while you've been here, huh?

B

[welljustwatchme.livejournal.com]

[Somewhere in the park Cuba will pass a particular northern nation with her hands on her hips, apparently telling off a tree. Oh wait no, there's a polar bear and a squirrel in the tree. They're apparently poorly behaving.

If Cuba doesn't stop to talk to her, she'll probably notice him as he goes by.]

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

[....walking by.

No wait. Marco stops to look up at the squirrel....now that looks edible. Cuba stops as well, looking at Canada.]

Having some trouble?

[welljustwatchme.livejournal.com]

America's squirrels are the rudest I've ever met. [She huffs, blowing that one wayward curl out of her face, only to have it go right back where it was.] But, hola, Cuba, how are you?

C

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

[Over near 847 Goldberg Street, Balin's outside sitting in a lawn chair busily cleaning his Colt .45. He's wearing his full AFS PT uniform (http://www.adultimum.net/studio/tabularasa/balin-recruitgear.png) again, now that the damage has been fixed.]

[Cuba's passing insults of all things American catches his ear, though. He glances up with an somewhat indignant look on his face.]

I wouldn't let Mayfield be'a judge'a that.

[He's got a pretty obvious Philadelphian accent.]

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

[And have a strong Cuban accent.]

Town didn't need to convince me.

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Why's'at?

[Bslin says that a bit sourly. He can't easily distinguish the Cuban accent from other Spanish-influenced ones, so he doesn't pick up on the implication.]

A

[doudemoe]

[If this were an anime/video game, this is where'd you see a large sweatdrop over Minato's head.]

...

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

[Cuba however is grinning. And when he notices him he waves over.]

Hey, Minato! Come meet Marco.

[doudemoe]

[Thanks to maxxed courage, Minato is able to strut over calmly.]

He's yours?

C

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

The fuck are you doing?

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

I'm walking. What does it look like.

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

Then what the hell are ya doing with the freaking lizard?

B

[koyo]

( ( Oh yeah? And what if he is in the water? Okay, so he isn't but he is walking around the park and he's totally ready to run after Cuba when he sees the lizard. ) )

Hey, Cuba, what are you-- ay, ay, ay! ( ( PUTTING SPACE BETWEEN THEM RIGHT NOW. ) )

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

[You....Marco know you. Snaps in Spain's direction. Cuba just grins.]

Just showing Marco where the pond is.

[koyo]

( ( Yeah, yeah, Spain knows you too. Y u do dis Cuba. ) )

He didn't know befo-- ooh, did you just get him? ( (t-trying to be happy for you here. ) )