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[Cuba was out for another day of wishing he wasn't stuck in this American town, when he notices the large package by the mailbox. Opening it up he finds a familiar face....of a kind.

A. Outside the house. There is a crocodile outside the house. Cuba is grinning. That is never good.

B. Showing the crocodile the park. Hope you aren't in the water.

C. Walking through the town with a crocodile, pointing things out to him. No this is not strange. There's a lot of insulting American things though.]

Date: 2011-09-09 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
[And have a strong Cuban accent.]

Town didn't need to convince me.

Date: 2011-09-10 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walking-nuke.livejournal.com
Yeah? Why's'at?

[Bslin says that a bit sourly. He can't easily distinguish the Cuban accent from other Spanish-influenced ones, so he doesn't pick up on the implication.]

Date: 2011-09-10 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
Because I know America and he's a fucking bastard that likes to make the world think he's a hero.

1/2

Date: 2011-09-10 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walking-nuke.livejournal.com
[Some things never change, do they? At first, Balin takes it a bit personally. At first, his voice is dripping with sarcasm.]

Well gee, thanks

[Then he stops. He just treated his nation as a person. That means—]

Date: 2011-09-10 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walking-nuke.livejournal.com
[—Aaaaaand one free hand meets his face in a facepalm.]

Fuck. Okay, I get it. Which one are you?

Date: 2011-09-10 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walking-nuke.livejournal.com
Okay, so that makes you Living Nation Number Four I've met.

[Cuba's actually the fifth, but Switzerland didn't introduce himself when Balin briefly met him in July.]

Date: 2011-09-10 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walking-nuke.livejournal.com
[He might have heard that before from one of the others, but he still has to giggle.]

Jeez, what'a hell's this town tryin'a pull? Is it tryin'a kidnap you all so it can say "the world came to Mayfield" or what?

[Dem Hetalians, sappin' Balin's sanity meter.]

Date: 2011-09-10 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
No clue.

[Well an American is insane. Somehow he's not surprised.]

Date: 2011-09-10 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walking-nuke.livejournal.com
[Balin gets his giggle fit under control, rubbing the side of his forehead with his free hand.]

Ahright, you gave me your name, fair's fair.

I'm Sergeant First Class Balin Wilbur, of'a Army of Allied Free Sentients.

Date: 2011-09-10 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
Army of Allied ...what?

That like the UN or something?

Date: 2011-09-10 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walking-nuke.livejournal.com
It includes what's left of Earth, yeah.

Date: 2011-09-10 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
...What's left?

What happened to the rest of it?

Date: 2011-09-10 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walking-nuke.livejournal.com
[Looking a bit solemn now.]

We got hit by an alien superpower called'a Bane.

It's 2014 where I'm from. I ain't seen Earth in seven years.

Date: 2011-09-10 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
[Okay that get's Cuba looking serious.]

Glad I don't come from your world.

Any reason they attacked?

Date: 2011-09-10 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walking-nuke.livejournal.com
[He looks a bit sour there.]

Yeah. Short answer: the Bane don't like havin' neighbors.

Every other member race in'a AFS is in'a same boat as us.

Date: 2011-09-12 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
Sound like nice guys...

'least you've got allies though.

Date: 2011-09-12 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walking-nuke.livejournal.com
[Balin scoffs in agreement.]

Yeah. Real model galactic citizens.

Right now it's like, two other races plus'a Eloh. HIGHCOM's been desperate'a find more. No tellin' how many races out'ere got wiped out completely by'a Bane.

Date: 2011-09-13 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
Shit.

And they just do this for the hell of it?

Date: 2011-09-13 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walking-nuke.livejournal.com
Well—

[Balin rubs the back of his neck.]

—the long story's kinda complicated, but'a excuse'a Bane use is'at nobody but themselves should be allowed'a use Logos. So since any sentient mind can potentially learn how to use it, every race in'a galaxy either has'a serve them, or die.

... Not like they give many races'a option.

Date: 2011-09-15 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walking-nuke.livejournal.com
Yeah. It's a system that lets'a sentient mind affect'a universe. Distinct from usin' technology. I've been tellin' people it's like magic, though I've had one guy tell me it ain't like magic at all.

[Balin shrugs.]

It's been a good enough analogy.

Date: 2011-09-15 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
Seems like a good enough one.

Probably some guy who uses magic for real or something. They get picky about that.

Date: 2011-09-15 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walking-nuke.livejournal.com
Yeah. You know of Gilgamesh, right? An' how he's here in town? He wsa'a guy who said'at.

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