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commie_island[Cuba was out for another day of wishing he wasn't stuck in this American town, when he notices the large package by the mailbox. Opening it up he finds a familiar face....of a kind.
A. Outside the house. There is a crocodile outside the house. Cuba is grinning. That is never good.
B. Showing the crocodile the park. Hope you aren't in the water.
C. Walking through the town with a crocodile, pointing things out to him. No this is not strange. There's a lot of insulting American things though.]
A. Outside the house. There is a crocodile outside the house. Cuba is grinning. That is never good.
B. Showing the crocodile the park. Hope you aren't in the water.
C. Walking through the town with a crocodile, pointing things out to him. No this is not strange. There's a lot of insulting American things though.]
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Date: 2011-09-10 12:14 am (UTC)—Fuck. Okay, I get it. Which one are you?
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Date: 2011-09-10 12:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-10 12:26 am (UTC)[Cuba's actually the fifth, but Switzerland didn't introduce himself when Balin briefly met him in July.]
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Date: 2011-09-10 12:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-10 12:46 am (UTC)Jeez, what'a hell's this town tryin'a pull? Is it tryin'a kidnap you all so it can say "the world came to Mayfield" or what?
[Dem Hetalians, sappin' Balin's sanity meter.]
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Date: 2011-09-10 12:47 am (UTC)[Well an American is insane. Somehow he's not surprised.]
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Date: 2011-09-10 01:25 am (UTC)Ahright, you gave me your name, fair's fair.
I'm Sergeant First Class Balin Wilbur, of'a Army of Allied Free Sentients.
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Date: 2011-09-10 11:10 pm (UTC)That like the UN or something?
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Date: 2011-09-10 11:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-10 11:13 pm (UTC)What happened to the rest of it?
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Date: 2011-09-10 11:15 pm (UTC)We got hit by an alien superpower called'a Bane.
It's 2014 where I'm from. I ain't seen Earth in seven years.
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Date: 2011-09-10 11:27 pm (UTC)Glad I don't come from your world.
Any reason they attacked?
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Date: 2011-09-10 11:30 pm (UTC)Yeah. Short answer: the Bane don't like havin' neighbors.
Every other member race in'a AFS is in'a same boat as us.
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Date: 2011-09-12 05:37 pm (UTC)'least you've got allies though.
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Date: 2011-09-12 05:51 pm (UTC)Yeah. Real model galactic citizens.
Right now it's like, two other races plus'a Eloh. HIGHCOM's been desperate'a find more. No tellin' how many races out'ere got wiped out completely by'a Bane.
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Date: 2011-09-13 03:34 pm (UTC)And they just do this for the hell of it?
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Date: 2011-09-13 03:43 pm (UTC)[Balin rubs the back of his neck.]
—the long story's kinda complicated, but'a excuse'a Bane use is'at nobody but themselves should be allowed'a use Logos. So since any sentient mind can potentially learn how to use it, every race in'a galaxy either has'a serve them, or die.
... Not like they give many races'a option.
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Date: 2011-09-15 08:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-15 08:59 pm (UTC)[Balin shrugs.]
It's been a good enough analogy.
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Date: 2011-09-15 11:41 pm (UTC)Probably some guy who uses magic for real or something. They get picky about that.
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Date: 2011-09-15 11:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-16 01:01 am (UTC)That makes sense.
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Date: 2011-09-16 01:18 am (UTC)What's'a story on him, anyway?
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Date: 2011-09-18 12:05 am (UTC)Thunderstorm finally passed. x_o
Date: 2011-09-18 02:10 am (UTC)[He's using what England told him about discovering America as a point of reference.]
Pretty docile for a crocodile.
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