tres: My wife is a man...what the hell is this....

[commie_island]

[Sob he doesn't know how to filter the phones so....everyone have a Cuban who's really just having a long day ] 
......

Just when I thought this place couldn't get any stranger....


[there may be a pause...]

Why is my wife a man?

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[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

I've got a magic shop to run.

[insert cute face here]

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Really?

And where are you setting this shop up?

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

It's already in the backyard shed!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Alright.

[Goes over and hands her some money]

What sort of things do you sell?

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

[awww yeah communism]

Fireworks, laser light shows, and rare artifacts!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

[And we'll be expecting to see some results from this...]

Any buyers so far?

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

I haven't advertised yet but July 4th is coming up soon. I'll make a fortune.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

July 4th....what's that date?

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

Do your research! It's when all the people around here shoot off fireworks!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

[Just waves his hand]

Like I care enough about America's house to do that.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

I bet you're a really poor country.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

[Shrugs]

We're doing much better now that we've stopped America from stealing all of our money.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

You're poor because you don't know how to take advantage of a situation.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Ha, and I suppose you know a whole bunch about my financial situation.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I could have triple the allowance size...

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Nice try. But no.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

What if you help me sell fireworks! Then you can earn money!