tres: My wife is a man...what the hell is this....

[commie_island]

[Sob he doesn't know how to filter the phones so....everyone have a Cuban who's really just having a long day ] 
......

Just when I thought this place couldn't get any stranger....


[there may be a pause...]

Why is my wife a man?

Comments

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

No I am the country. Republic of Cuba, a pleasure to meet you.

[wimpyvampire.livejournal.com]

....You're shitting me.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Nope. Same reaction your friend had though.

Most people don't know about us. There's a lot of other nations here though. You'll probably run into a couple.

[wimpyvampire.livejournal.com]

Other countries huh? Hm. It's hard to take in but if there are more of you, then I guess I should get used to it, among... other things.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Yup. To make it even more 'fun', we're all from different time periods too. Makes alliences a hell of a lot more difficult.

So. What were you saying about my "wife" and trouble?

[wimpyvampire.livejournal.com]

He likes to run into trouble, or get other's in trouble, even if he doesn't mean to. Not in a bad way of course! Just.. he acts like a five year old sometimes.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

.....

Right.

Anything I should be worried about?

[wimpyvampire.livejournal.com]

He's spontaneous, I guess you could say. I was his client once. The little guy in interested in fairytales, scifi, anything of the like, really.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Client? What for?

[wimpyvampire.livejournal.com]

He's a paranormal investigator. I had a... pest, and he was the only person who could get rid of it.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Pest?

[wimpyvampire.livejournal.com]

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

What sort of pest does a 'paranormal investigator' get rid of?

[wimpyvampire.livejournal.com]

The supernatural. Such as... werewolves, ghosts, vampires, anything like that.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Which ones did you have?

[wimpyvampire.livejournal.com]

Ah um. Bats. Vampire bats.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

How'd that turn out?

[wimpyvampire.livejournal.com]

Let's just say... the bat got away.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Right.

[He has no idea what to say to that.]

[wimpyvampire.livejournal.com]

Besides that, though, he's good at his job. I'd just be cautious.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Right....thanks for the warning then.