tres: My wife is a man...what the hell is this....

[commie_island]

[Sob he doesn't know how to filter the phones so....everyone have a Cuban who's really just having a long day ] 
......

Just when I thought this place couldn't get any stranger....


[there may be a pause...]

Why is my wife a man?

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[commie-island.livejournal.com]

...it's legal in some countries I think....

I'm married to a guy, who the town thinks is a woman for some reason.

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

Is it - is it allowed in your country? It's not... not really in mine, so...

H-how strange.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Well marriage, not really but we're a lot better about it then we used to be.

[Oh yes, ashamed of those years..]

Yeah. I'm not really sure why but there are a bunch of pictures of him in dressses so....

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

Oh. Uh.

This town just gets weirder.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Yeah...

[awkward...]

Tell me about it. And trust me signorita, you do not want to see a picture of a man pregnent. It's so impossible it makes your head hurt.

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

...Yeah. I probably don't want to ever see that, thanks.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking about burning it.

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

Not an entirely unpleasant idea.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought. They're not staying up around the house anyway...