16 dieciséis: Idkmybff ....is a freaken crocodile

[commie_island]

[Cuba was out for another day of wishing he wasn't stuck in this American town, when he notices the large package by the mailbox. Opening it up he finds a familiar face....of a kind.

A. Outside the house. There is a crocodile outside the house. Cuba is grinning. That is never good.

B. Showing the crocodile the park. Hope you aren't in the water.

C. Walking through the town with a crocodile, pointing things out to him. No this is not strange. There's a lot of insulting American things though.]

Comments

B

[koyo]

( ( Oh yeah? And what if he is in the water? Okay, so he isn't but he is walking around the park and he's totally ready to run after Cuba when he sees the lizard. ) )

Hey, Cuba, what are you-- ay, ay, ay! ( ( PUTTING SPACE BETWEEN THEM RIGHT NOW. ) )

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

[You....Marco know you. Snaps in Spain's direction. Cuba just grins.]

Just showing Marco where the pond is.

[koyo]

( ( Yeah, yeah, Spain knows you too. Y u do dis Cuba. ) )

He didn't know befo-- ooh, did you just get him? ( (t-trying to be happy for you here. ) )

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Yeah, just today.

[Well Cuba's pretty happy to have him back. Even in the, not just to piss off Spain sense.]

[koyo]

Where is he going to stay?

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

At my place of course.

[koyo]

And he won't wander. . .

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

[Rolls his eyes.]

He's not going to eat you.

[koyo]

That's what he wants you to think. Haven't you seen that movie? Peter Pan?

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

It's a movie.

[koyo]

He's tried to eat me before!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Well yeah. Tried to.

He's not going to actually eat you.

He just likes snapping at idiots.

[koyo]

( ( Was he just insulted? WHatever, it went over his head and Spain's going to step a little closer. . . ) )

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

[Marco watches him but doesn't move.]