16 dieciséis: Idkmybff ....is a freaken crocodile

[commie_island]

[Cuba was out for another day of wishing he wasn't stuck in this American town, when he notices the large package by the mailbox. Opening it up he finds a familiar face....of a kind.

A. Outside the house. There is a crocodile outside the house. Cuba is grinning. That is never good.

B. Showing the crocodile the park. Hope you aren't in the water.

C. Walking through the town with a crocodile, pointing things out to him. No this is not strange. There's a lot of insulting American things though.]

Comments

C

[partysense.livejournal.com]

[a pink pony trots by with a baby alligator on her back. they stop to stare at Cuba and the crocodile.

clearly nothing can go wrong.]

Hi!

[hiddensnake.livejournal.com]

[While in the park, the gator is noticed by one Not-so-snake-girl.]

Interesting choice in pets.

C

[sellchelles.livejournal.com]

[ Crocodiles!! She does a brief doubletake before eagerly approaching Cuba. They used to roam her waters but they've since gone extinct, so she's naturally excited to see one for the first time in nearly two centuries. ]

Wow, it's been ages since I've seen one of those in person! Does it have a name?

B

[welljustwatchme.livejournal.com]

[Somewhere in the park Cuba will pass a particular northern nation with her hands on her hips, apparently telling off a tree. Oh wait no, there's a polar bear and a squirrel in the tree. They're apparently poorly behaving.

If Cuba doesn't stop to talk to her, she'll probably notice him as he goes by.]

C

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

[Over near 847 Goldberg Street, Balin's outside sitting in a lawn chair busily cleaning his Colt .45. He's wearing his full AFS PT uniform (http://www.adultimum.net/studio/tabularasa/balin-recruitgear.png) again, now that the damage has been fixed.]

[Cuba's passing insults of all things American catches his ear, though. He glances up with an somewhat indignant look on his face.]

I wouldn't let Mayfield be'a judge'a that.

[He's got a pretty obvious Philadelphian accent.]

A

[doudemoe]

[If this were an anime/video game, this is where'd you see a large sweatdrop over Minato's head.]

...

C

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

The fuck are you doing?

B

[koyo]

( ( Oh yeah? And what if he is in the water? Okay, so he isn't but he is walking around the park and he's totally ready to run after Cuba when he sees the lizard. ) )

Hey, Cuba, what are you-- ay, ay, ay! ( ( PUTTING SPACE BETWEEN THEM RIGHT NOW. ) )