16 dieciséis: Idkmybff ....is a freaken crocodile

[commie_island]

[Cuba was out for another day of wishing he wasn't stuck in this American town, when he notices the large package by the mailbox. Opening it up he finds a familiar face....of a kind.

A. Outside the house. There is a crocodile outside the house. Cuba is grinning. That is never good.

B. Showing the crocodile the park. Hope you aren't in the water.

C. Walking through the town with a crocodile, pointing things out to him. No this is not strange. There's a lot of insulting American things though.]

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[commie-island.livejournal.com]

This is Marco. Town sent him here. I ran into him when I was a kid and I've known him ever since.

Thunderstorm finally passed. x_o

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

"When you were a kid," that musta been ... when, Spain colonized your island?

[He's using what England told him about discovering America as a point of reference.]

Pretty docile for a crocodile.

[Balin doesn't even notice his rhyme on a dime.]

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Yeah, round that time.

[Good times. And by good, he means worst childhood ever.]

He's used to people by now.

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

[Balin scratches the back of head as he looks at Marco. He does seem pretty chill, just laying there.]

How's'at work, anyway? I mean, he's around as old as you, so he'd be ... what, like five hundred years old?

I mean, I know how you guys tick 'cause I talked to Engla—Arthur about it, but what about Marco'ere?

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

No clue.

[Shrugs.]

*was buried in tags and couldn't tag back, but you're on the CR chart now!*

[walking-nuke.livejournal.com]

[Balin just chuckles to himself and shakes his head slightly. He glances down a moment, realizing he'd had his Colt .45 out, partially disassembled, the whole time—he hadn't finished cleaning it.]

[So he takes a moment to get back to cleaning and reassembling the gun. Though it's not loaded, he's careful not to point it at Cuba or his crocodile. He'd rather not cause an international incident by making Cuba think he might shoot him or something.]