commie_island: (I'll kill you America!)
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[He wakes up and blinks slowly. This isn’t his house. He can tell just from laying there. This place is too....he looks around and after a bit of searching finds the phone. Have an incredibly angry Cuban yelling at you Mayfield, thick accent included]

America!

What do you think you’re pulling, kidnapping me like this?

If this is another one of your stupid schemes to kill my boss, I swear....

[There's a pause as he sighes and looks around.]

Shit. Your house is worse than I thought.

Date: 2010-05-15 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
Right.

[Suspicious Commie is suspicious]

Well then. What are we supposed to do here?

Date: 2010-05-15 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com
They want us to live a happy normal life with our new families.

Date: 2010-05-15 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com
Because they just think everyone should live in a happy little family and everyone must live in peace and harmony except for the Russians and Chinese!

....

America was really in denial during the 1950s...

Date: 2010-05-15 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
[He scoffs]

No really.

Is Russia or China here?

Date: 2010-05-15 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com
No one knows why...but that's what I came up with...

Yes. Mr. Russia's my neighbor...and I think I've seen Mr. China around.

Date: 2010-05-15 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
Good. At least some of my allies are here.

Date: 2010-05-15 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com
Ms. Vietnam is also here. She's...ah...A-America's new wife.

Date: 2010-05-15 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
[You hear that noise Mattie? It's Cuba being shocked and what the hell and just what...]

What the Hell?

Why would they do that to her?

That bastard did enough to her!

Date: 2010-05-16 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com
He said she shot her after she realized where she was and who she was stuck with.

And it really isn't like anyone has any control on where they end up.

Date: 2010-05-16 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
I don't blame her.

Mat, you know what he did to her.

Date: 2010-05-16 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com
I know...

But he doesn't know that...I don't think he does anyway.

Date: 2010-05-16 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
What...how the Hell can he not know?

It wasn't that long ago.

Date: 2010-05-16 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com
I forget what year he was brought here from. It was in the 50s.

Date: 2010-05-16 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
"What year?"

Mattie what are you talking about?

Date: 2010-05-16 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com
We're not all from the same time here.

Date: 2010-05-16 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
The same time? How is that possible?

Date: 2010-05-16 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com
I was brought here in 2009. And nothings impossible here.

Date: 2010-05-16 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com
I think Mr. Japan, Netherlands, Belgium, and a few others were also taken in 2009 or 2010.
Edited Date: 2010-05-16 01:02 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-05-16 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
Tha...that makes even less sense.

Last time I checked it was 1988.

Date: 2010-05-16 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com
Well, if you factor in it being 195X now....does it really matter what year it was when we ended up here?
Edited Date: 2010-05-16 01:27 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-05-16 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
I...guess not.

[He's just trying to wrap his head around this. He shakes it off and then decides to ask]

So Mattie. What's the future like then?

Date: 2010-05-16 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com
It's pretty much the same...but everyone's sick.

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