Uno: When in Doubt Blame America
May. 14th, 2010 09:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
commie_island[He wakes up and blinks slowly. This isn’t his house. He can tell just from laying there. This place is too....he looks around and after a bit of searching finds the phone. Have an incredibly angry Cuban yelling at you Mayfield, thick accent included]
America!
What do you think you’re pulling, kidnapping me like this?
If this is another one of your stupid schemes to kill my boss, I swear....
[There's a pause as he sighes and looks around.]
Shit. Your house is worse than I thought.
America!
What do you think you’re pulling, kidnapping me like this?
If this is another one of your stupid schemes to kill my boss, I swear....
[There's a pause as he sighes and looks around.]
Shit. Your house is worse than I thought.
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Date: 2010-05-15 01:19 am (UTC)Mattie?
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Date: 2010-05-15 01:20 am (UTC)You what....
Who are you?
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Date: 2010-05-15 01:41 am (UTC)A witch.
[He rubs his forehead in frustration]
Do you know how I got here?
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Date: 2010-05-15 01:42 am (UTC)Mattie. Where is here? It sure looks like America's house.
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Date: 2010-05-15 01:52 am (UTC)[Sudden anger]
Do you work for America?
Didn't think the bastard believed in that stuff
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Date: 2010-05-15 01:54 am (UTC)This is Mayfield. And it is in America's house, but he has no control over it.
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Date: 2010-05-15 01:58 am (UTC)[Sorry, it's blame America time]
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Date: 2010-05-15 02:00 am (UTC)Do you know an America?
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Date: 2010-05-15 02:17 am (UTC)[there is a sudden stop and then a pause]
Chemical burns...
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Date: 2010-05-15 02:19 am (UTC)[He takes a breath to calm himself down. Yelling at children never solves problems]
I am the Republic of Cuba. Can you tell me where I am now?