Uno: When in Doubt Blame America
May. 14th, 2010 09:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[He wakes up and blinks slowly. This isn’t his house. He can tell just from laying there. This place is too....he looks around and after a bit of searching finds the phone. Have an incredibly angry Cuban yelling at you Mayfield, thick accent included]
America!
What do you think you’re pulling, kidnapping me like this?
If this is another one of your stupid schemes to kill my boss, I swear....
[There's a pause as he sighes and looks around.]
Shit. Your house is worse than I thought.
America!
What do you think you’re pulling, kidnapping me like this?
If this is another one of your stupid schemes to kill my boss, I swear....
[There's a pause as he sighes and looks around.]
Shit. Your house is worse than I thought.
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Date: 2010-05-15 01:54 am (UTC)This is Mayfield. And it is in America's house, but he has no control over it.
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Date: 2010-05-15 01:58 am (UTC)[Sorry, it's blame America time]
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Date: 2010-05-15 02:17 am (UTC)[there is a sudden stop and then a pause]
Chemical burns...
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Date: 2010-05-15 02:30 am (UTC)Ah...I inhaled some toxic fumes last week. But I'm feeling much better now.
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Date: 2010-05-15 02:45 am (UTC)Just where the Hell are we?!
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Date: 2010-05-15 02:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-15 03:03 am (UTC)Who did this!
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Date: 2010-05-15 03:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-15 11:31 am (UTC)And you're sure this isn't that bastards fault?
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Date: 2010-05-15 07:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-15 09:44 pm (UTC)[Suspicious Commie is suspicious]
Well then. What are we supposed to do here?
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Date: 2010-05-15 11:20 pm (UTC)....
America was really in denial during the 1950s...
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Date: 2010-05-15 11:24 pm (UTC)No really.
Is Russia or China here?
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Date: 2010-05-15 11:37 pm (UTC)Yes. Mr. Russia's my neighbor...and I think I've seen Mr. China around.
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Date: 2010-05-15 11:55 pm (UTC)What the Hell?
Why would they do that to her?
That bastard did enough to her!
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Date: 2010-05-16 12:00 am (UTC)And it really isn't like anyone has any control on where they end up.
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Date: 2010-05-16 12:05 am (UTC)Mat, you know what he did to her.
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Date: 2010-05-16 12:15 am (UTC)But he doesn't know that...I don't think he does anyway.
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