commie_island: (I'll kill you America!)
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[He wakes up and blinks slowly. This isn’t his house. He can tell just from laying there. This place is too....he looks around and after a bit of searching finds the phone. Have an incredibly angry Cuban yelling at you Mayfield, thick accent included]

America!

What do you think you’re pulling, kidnapping me like this?

If this is another one of your stupid schemes to kill my boss, I swear....

[There's a pause as he sighes and looks around.]

Shit. Your house is worse than I thought.

Date: 2010-05-15 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
What? Why the Hell did you do-

[Sudden anger]

Do you work for America?

Didn't think the bastard believed in that stuff

Date: 2010-05-15 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lasersallover.livejournal.com
I don't know any America.

Do you know an America?

Date: 2010-05-15 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
How did you even bring me here?

Date: 2010-05-15 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lasersallover.livejournal.com
It's magic! I don't have to explain anything!

Date: 2010-05-15 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lasersallover.livejournal.com
I dunno! What are you doing here?

Date: 2010-05-15 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
I don't know!

[He takes a breath to calm himself down. Yelling at children never solves problems]

I am the Republic of Cuba. Can you tell me where I am now?

Date: 2010-05-15 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lasersallover.livejournal.com
You're in the country of America.

Date: 2010-05-15 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
I knew that basterd had to be behind this somehow!

Date: 2010-05-15 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lasersallover.livejournal.com
What if America is a girl?

Date: 2010-05-15 11:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
What...

America isn't a girl!

Date: 2010-05-15 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lasersallover.livejournal.com
Are you just saying that or did you check?

Date: 2010-05-15 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
Check? Why the hell would I do that?

Date: 2010-05-15 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lasersallover.livejournal.com
So you admit you might be wrong.

Date: 2010-05-15 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
Wrong? About America being a guy? I don't think so.

Date: 2010-05-15 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lasersallover.livejournal.com
You still haven't proved it.

Date: 2010-05-15 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
Why do I have to prove it? Go ask that bastard if you don't believe me.

Date: 2010-05-16 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lasersallover.livejournal.com
You have to prove it because you said it!
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