commie_island: (I'll kill you America!)
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[He wakes up and blinks slowly. This isn’t his house. He can tell just from laying there. This place is too....he looks around and after a bit of searching finds the phone. Have an incredibly angry Cuban yelling at you Mayfield, thick accent included]

America!

What do you think you’re pulling, kidnapping me like this?

If this is another one of your stupid schemes to kill my boss, I swear....

[There's a pause as he sighes and looks around.]

Shit. Your house is worse than I thought.

Date: 2010-05-15 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
Countries that aren't us? What do you mean?

....different worlds?

Date: 2010-05-15 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wafels.livejournal.com
Oh, jeez. Well, a lot of this is gonna sound crazy, but it's true, I swear.

There are people here from different worlds. Some aren't even from earth. But... you know how America's a guy, right? There's an alternate version where all the countries are girls. And the female America is here, too - with her England, Russia, and France.

Date: 2010-05-15 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
There are two America's?

[Clearly the important part of that]

Date: 2010-05-15 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wafels.livejournal.com
Yeah, there are. The other one calls herself Meriken. She's a bit easier to get along with, from what I've heard.

Date: 2010-05-15 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
Meriken?

[He snorts]

I don't think anyone could be worse.

Date: 2010-05-15 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wafels.livejournal.com
Heh... he can be a bit much, yeah.

She's still America, of course. As stubborn as ever. But she's less annoying about it.

Date: 2010-05-15 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
Wonderful.

Hopefully she's saner then the bastard we have.

Date: 2010-05-16 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wafels.livejournal.com
Probably less of a headache, in any case.

Date: 2010-05-16 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
Most likely.

[He doesn't think anyone is as bad as their America.]

So Bel, how long have you been here?

Date: 2010-05-16 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wafels.livejournal.com
Uh... three months now? I got here just after Valentines' Day.

Date: 2010-05-16 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commie-island.livejournal.com
And no ones found a way home yet?

Date: 2010-05-16 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wafels.livejournal.com
Sorry to tell you that we haven't. It sucks pretty hard.

Date: 2010-05-16 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wafels.livejournal.com
Yeah.

...it doesn't really get any easier, either.
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