Uno: When in Doubt Blame America
May. 14th, 2010 09:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
commie_island[He wakes up and blinks slowly. This isn’t his house. He can tell just from laying there. This place is too....he looks around and after a bit of searching finds the phone. Have an incredibly angry Cuban yelling at you Mayfield, thick accent included]
America!
What do you think you’re pulling, kidnapping me like this?
If this is another one of your stupid schemes to kill my boss, I swear....
[There's a pause as he sighes and looks around.]
Shit. Your house is worse than I thought.
America!
What do you think you’re pulling, kidnapping me like this?
If this is another one of your stupid schemes to kill my boss, I swear....
[There's a pause as he sighes and looks around.]
Shit. Your house is worse than I thought.
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Date: 2010-05-15 09:49 pm (UTC)....different worlds?
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Date: 2010-05-15 10:44 pm (UTC)There are people here from different worlds. Some aren't even from earth. But... you know how America's a guy, right? There's an alternate version where all the countries are girls. And the female America is here, too - with her England, Russia, and France.
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Date: 2010-05-15 10:59 pm (UTC)[Clearly the important part of that]
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Date: 2010-05-15 11:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-15 11:19 pm (UTC)[He snorts]
I don't think anyone could be worse.
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Date: 2010-05-15 11:49 pm (UTC)She's still America, of course. As stubborn as ever. But she's less annoying about it.
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Date: 2010-05-15 11:54 pm (UTC)Hopefully she's saner then the bastard we have.
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Date: 2010-05-16 12:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-16 12:07 am (UTC)[He doesn't think anyone is as bad as their America.]
So Bel, how long have you been here?
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Date: 2010-05-16 12:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-16 12:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-16 12:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-16 12:55 am (UTC)Wonderful.
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Date: 2010-05-16 02:00 am (UTC)...it doesn't really get any easier, either.