tres: My wife is a man...what the hell is this....

[commie_island]

[Sob he doesn't know how to filter the phones so....everyone have a Cuban who's really just having a long day ] 
......

Just when I thought this place couldn't get any stranger....


[there may be a pause...]

Why is my wife a man?

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[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Yup.

....
I don't think he's actually a girl.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Naw, naw, I mean... maybe he's... YA KNOW... [If only you could see the hand gestures going on on the other side of the phone line right now.]

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

I know what?

[American culture...what are you?]

1/idek

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Do I gotta spell it out for ya?! Light in tha loafers!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Limp 'a the wrist.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Playin' fer tha other team.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

A left-handed hitter.

DONE

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

In other words? A fairy.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

........

You're American aren't you....

What the hell are you talking about?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Yeah, 'course. Why, what're you? Mexican?

What I'm sayin' is maybe tha dude is GAY.

I had to look up Cuba's history of gay rights....

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

I'm Cuban. Cuba in fact.

[Doesn't seem too phased]

I'm not sure you'd have to ask him.

Just wait till he remembers that Cuba = communism

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Ah, yer one 'a them guys then. Right.

Well hey, yer tha one tha lives wit' 'em. I never even met 'im.

He's proud of it too.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Yup that's me. Nation of Cuba.

....He just arrived today.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Heh. Well, good luck, pally.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

.....this place is really nuts.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

A dude fer a wife is pretty tame by this town's standards!