tres: My wife is a man...what the hell is this....

[commie_island]

[Sob he doesn't know how to filter the phones so....everyone have a Cuban who's really just having a long day ] 
......

Just when I thought this place couldn't get any stranger....


[there may be a pause...]

Why is my wife a man?

Comments

[thenorthernwall]

My husband is a woman. We should trade.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Wait, really?

Your husband is a woman?

....

Maybe they got mixed up.

[Why yes, he was being literal.]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Whoa, wait, what?

... maybe there's, like, a bug in tha system.

[Is now totally afraid his drone wife will be replaced with a dude now.]

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

I don't know....

One minute there's a drone woman and next thing I know there's a man in all the photo's .....wearing a dress.

[thenorthernwall]

Dist was mixed up long before he got here.

he has no idea what he's talking about

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

I mean... are ya sure? Cuz like.... I don't think this town would set up two dudes like that. Think it would be against their family plan 'r whatever. Unless he's like, a transvestite 'r somethin'?

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Not quite what I meant.

There's another guy in my house that's supposed to be a wife. He's just as confused about this as I am.

[thenorthernwall]

You meant that literally?

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

No idea.

He says he's a guy.

.....his name is Hanna though. Maybe they got mixed up by that....

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Yup.

[His brain is broken]

I have no idea's what's going on because there are pictures of him pregnent and last time I checked that wasn't possible.

The drone wife just vanished and next thing I know all the pictures in the house are replaced with some guy in a dress.

[thenorthernwall]

Well.

That's... disturbing.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Well. Uh. Geez. "Hanna"? Seriously?

[A momentary pause.]

Maybe he's, uh. Ya know.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Yup.

....
I don't think he's actually a girl.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Naw, naw, I mean... maybe he's... YA KNOW... [If only you could see the hand gestures going on on the other side of the phone line right now.]

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

This is the best family ever!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes it is.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

[Oh you. Hey daughter...]

One of the most....interesting.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

I know what?

[American culture...what are you?]

[atvaere.livejournal.com]

Yer married to Finland?

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

Definitely, definitely! Having an insane Spaniard as a dad is great!

1/idek

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Do I gotta spell it out for ya?! Light in tha loafers!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

No. I'm not married to Finland!

Apparently it's a man named Hanna...

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Limp 'a the wrist.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

I'm not Spanish!

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Playin' fer tha other team.