tres: My wife is a man...what the hell is this....

[commie_island]

[Sob he doesn't know how to filter the phones so....everyone have a Cuban who's really just having a long day ] 
......

Just when I thought this place couldn't get any stranger....


[there may be a pause...]

Why is my wife a man?

Comments

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

I'm not Spanish!

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

Then what are you?

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Cuban. I am Cuba!

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

People can't be countries!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Yes they can.

And anyway, I'm not Spanish.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

Then I'm Gensokyo.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Gensokyo?....where's that.

...also you can't just claim to be a nation.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

It's inside Japan! You should know this!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

I'm not exactly that close with Japan you know.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

I'm a country now so that means you have to know.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

You can't just say you're a country. It doesn't work like that.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

It does now.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

[A sigh]

No it doesn't....

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

What?! You're making the rules now!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

I didn't make the rules.

You just can't say you're a nation. It's not that easy.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

Hey, I need you to give me my allowance early.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Allowance?

[He waves his hand. Too much bother to argue]

Sure...what for.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

I've got a magic shop to run.

[insert cute face here]

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Really?

And where are you setting this shop up?

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

It's already in the backyard shed!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Alright.

[Goes over and hands her some money]

What sort of things do you sell?

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

[awww yeah communism]

Fireworks, laser light shows, and rare artifacts!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

[And we'll be expecting to see some results from this...]

Any buyers so far?

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

I haven't advertised yet but July 4th is coming up soon. I'll make a fortune.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

July 4th....what's that date?