tres: My wife is a man...what the hell is this....

[commie_island]

[Sob he doesn't know how to filter the phones so....everyone have a Cuban who's really just having a long day ] 
......

Just when I thought this place couldn't get any stranger....


[there may be a pause...]

Why is my wife a man?

Comments

[thenorthernwall]

My husband is a woman. We should trade.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Wait, really?

Your husband is a woman?

....

Maybe they got mixed up.

[Why yes, he was being literal.]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Whoa, wait, what?

... maybe there's, like, a bug in tha system.

[Is now totally afraid his drone wife will be replaced with a dude now.]

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

I don't know....

One minute there's a drone woman and next thing I know there's a man in all the photo's .....wearing a dress.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

This is the best family ever!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

[Oh you. Hey daughter...]

One of the most....interesting.

[atvaere.livejournal.com]

Yer married to Finland?

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

No. I'm not married to Finland!

Apparently it's a man named Hanna...

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

I'm...sorry to hear that, Mr. Cuba.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

......

It makes no sense!

[wimpyvampire.livejournal.com]

You might want to watch out for your wife there. She might get into trouble, or bring trouble home.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

.....

who is this?

[hugs-arent-free.livejournal.com]

That's mighty progressive for this town.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Apparently. I'm guessing someone made a mistake.

[cleavage-rifle.livejournal.com]

Congratulations!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

What?

[You are getting a confused look daughter]

[survived]

WHAT?!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

My wife here is a man.

[rlynotapervert.livejournal.com]

...how's that s'posed to work?

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

I don't know! Ask whoever put him in the house! Those pictures are impossible enough.

[followyouthere.livejournal.com]

Wait, you're married to..? Th-that's possible?!

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

...it's legal in some countries I think....

I'm married to a guy, who the town thinks is a woman for some reason.

[snazzy-cadaver.livejournal.com]

{...I think I know what this means.}

Is his name Hanna?

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Yes, do you know him?

[rapier-ex.livejournal.com]

... Why IS your wife a man?

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. He just replaced the drone wife.

[hourai-branch.livejournal.com]

Same reason I'm a kid.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

.....

What do you mean?